Chapter 328: Florida Man Turns Ohio Youth into Flower Fertilizer Because His Daughter MILKED Youth’s Fluid
Chapter 328 – Florida Man Turns Ohio Youth into Flower Fertilizer Because His Daughter MILKED Youth’s Fluid.
Leo ended up guiding all Alraunes to the void tree. He cut open a dimension crack and used it to teleport everybody to the Void Tree.
When Leo arrived, Simba and his dragonewts already started extracting void leaves and fate crystals. However, their performance was questionable.
The void tree constantly regenerated and multiplied its body parts, troubling the extraction team. The more they cut, the more leaves and fate crystals appeared.
The dragonewts grumbled while they chopped the tree branches and transported them back to their cargo ship. No one bothered stealing a leaf or a fate crystal.
Everybody tried consuming a fate crystal or two. However, the fate crystals rejected them and left their souls.
Simba had a headache. He also tried storing the fate crystals in his soul, but his soul rejected raw fate crystals from the tree. Without a choice, he wasted his precious inventory system slots, storing the leaves and fate crystals to bring them home.
Leo arrived and checked Simba’s progress. When he noticed how Simba used his system inventory instead, he got curious.
“Simba. Why don’t you take in some fate crystals? If you consume some, you can gain a new system power.”
Simba sighed, “Don’t you think I tried?”
“You did?” Leo was surprised.
“How about you try it yourself and see what’s going on?”
“…”
Curious, Leo plucked a moon-sized entity fate crystal from the void tree and tried to absorb it. Instantly, it was ejected from his body, and a system message told him the reason.
DING
“Uh, what?”
Leo was confused. He remembered that Planet Devourer ate so many fate crystals, and it was fine.
Confused, Leo complained, “Hey, damn tree. That stupid monster ate your branches and fruits, but it was fine. But when I tried to eat one, you rejected me. What the hell, dude?”
Simba nodded as he also received a similar message. Then, he gazed at the crowd of Alraunes who tagged along with Leo.
“Care to introduce those plant girls?”
“Oh, them?” Leo looked behind him and wryly smiled, “What should I say? It’s a long story.”
Leo was embarrassed. During the fight, he used one of Cat’s personal techniques, which was effective against giant monsters. He still remembered her clone’s status.
.
Name: Cat
Race: Prismatic Dryad
Cultivation Base: 666-River Karmic Sovereign
Skills: Dao of Gluttony, Dao of Corruption, Dao of Void, Dao of Mother Tree, Dao of Mutation
Specials: Prismatic Dryad Bloodline, Florida Man Bloodline
Favorite Weaponry: Void Splitting Whips
Potential Percentage: 1,000%
.
Although Cat’s final form wasn’t as strong as Simba or other top experts, she had an interesting skillset. Leo already defeated her and learned all of her skills, which proved to be useful in the previous fight.
During the last fight, Leo mixed his blood essence with impurity in his body, utilizing the dao of the mother tree and producing an egg of Void Tree’s parasites. Then, he infected Planet Devourer with it.
The result spoke for itself. The egg was consumed, causing the parasite babies to enter Planet Devourer’s blood veins. The parasites absorbed the host’s blood and Qi. In the end, they grew and matured as Void Trees, which later transformed into Alraunes.
After explaining to Simba how he created them, the former gave Leo a weird look.
“Do you, by chance, have a tree fetish? Come to think of it, Leo. When you were young, you sometimes climbed a tree naked and rubbed your butt on a thick perch. One day at night, I saw you hugging a tree while your pants were down. Did you-”
“NOPE! SUCH EVENTS NEVER HAPPENED! NOPE!”
Simba tilted his head, “Are you sure?”
“NOPE! I NEVER FERTILIZED A TREE WITH MY MILK, EVER!”
“…I didn’t say that. I only imply-”
“AND I NEVER STUCK IT INSIDE A TREE, EVER! DUDE, IT WAS COARSE, DRY, AND HARD AS HELL. IT EVEN SCRATCHES MY FORESKIN! WHY SHOULD I HUMB A TREE’S PUSSY WHEN IT’S SO HARD!!”
“…”
Leo sweated profusely while Simba deeply frowned. The latter gave up digging deeper.
“Never mind. Pretend that I never asked.”
Simba changed the subject while he inspected the Alraunes. He noticed that one of them was bigger and stronger than the others. When he paid closer attention, he realized that the Alraune sprouted rainbow leaves. However, her leaves and vines had the same scent as the Void Tree.
“Are they Void Trees, Leo?”
Leo came back to his senses. He looked at his creations and sighed.
“Not really. They’re prismatic trees; A variant of Void Tree.”
Both Leo and Simba gazed at the girls, wondering what they should do with them. They didn’t need to think too long as they began to show what they could do.
One of the Alraunes flew toward the void tree and plucked a small fate crystal. She sniffed it for a while before she opened her mouth and crushed it with her teeth. She chewed it in glee and burped when she was done.
The Void Tree replenished the immature fate crystal fruit. Instead of restoring one, it created two.
The same Alraune salivated and wrapped her arms around the branch. Her body suddenly merged with the Void Tree, transforming into a parasite. The leaves and the growing fruits withered as the Alraunes stole its energy.
“!!!”
Leo and Simba witnessed everything. They widened their eyes in astonishment.
The other Alraunes learned from their kin. They swarmed the Void Tree and vanished into the tree trunk.
RUMBLE
The Void Tree wiggled as if it struggled to repel the symbiosis beings. Its purple color dimmed while its leaves fell off from the branches. All fate crystals on the tree were ejected from the tree and dimmed.
Simba realized something. He caught one of the fate crystals and reattempted to consume it.
DING
It worked this time, which confused Leo and Simba.
“It works!”
“Hah?”
Leo scratched his head. He collected the fallen leaves and fate crystals before the hungry Alraunes could eat them all.
RUMBLE
The Void Tree withered and shrank while a million rainbow flowers bloomed. On top of the flowers, the Alraunes came out and waved their hands at Leo and Simba.
The changes didn’t end there. The biggest Alraune emerged from the top of the tree and replaced its roots with hers. Afterward, the entire void tree mutated into Prismatic Void Tree, which became a new home for Leo’s creations.
“Meow!”
“Meow-Meow!”
They meowed and sang a weird cat’s song together while the withered tree was replaced by a bigger and brighter tree trunk, created by their blood and Qi.
In the end, all one million Alraunes merged their roots as one and became one entity.
PLOP
PLOP
New tree leaves budded. Instead of producing semi-transparent purple leaves, all leaves were diamond-like sparkling gemstones. Each radiated rainbow aura, similar to Leo’s.
Leo tilted his head and inspected the new Void Tree.
“What the hell did I just give birth to?”
Simba shrugged, “You banged a tree. The tree gave birth to your daughters.”
“…”
All dragonewts stopped working and observed the new void tree. They didn’t dare to get closer because of the strange rainbow aura from the tree leaves.
Cheese was different. He tested the tree, plucking one of its gem leaves.
As soon as Chase pulled the leaf, the rainbow diamond leaf shapeshifted into a rainbow slime, biting Cheese’s hand.
“OW-OW-OW-OW! GET OFF ME!”
Cheese threw the sime away. The rainbow slime got off Cheese’s hand and returned to the tree, assuming the appearance of a diamond leaf.
The dragonewts flinched and backed away from the tree, afraid of the new leaves and the Alraunes.
Simba and Leo glanced at Cheese for a moment before they used their system perks in unison.
“Appraisal!” Said Simba.
“Identify!” Leo uttered.
DING
.
Prismatic Void Tree
This variant of Void Tree was born from Florida Man’s blood essence and impurity. He created void tree seeds with the Dao of Mother Tree when he fought a transcendence-realm Overlord Planet Devourer. The Void Tree’s seeds absorbed the overlord’s blood and Qi, which mutated into a million prismatic void saplings. All saplings later merged as one, transforming into a completed Prismatic Void Tree.
This tree constantly produces Prismatic Leaves, which can be used to open a dimensional gate to the higher universe. However, after the usage, the used leaf will disappear.
When the tree bears fruits, all fruits will evolve into fate crystals. Depending on the size and Qi, they can become fate crystals of any quality. However, the fruits of this tree may reject the consumer if it contains a sentient being inside.
The Prismatic Void Tree can be considered a calamitous being as it grows by absorbing all Qi in the universe. The only way to stop it from consuming the entire universe as food is to offer a million young men with great vitality as a sacrifice once every 1,000 years. The parasitic Alraunes in the tree need yang Qi and a man’s seed to sustain. Therefore, if the sacrificed men can constantly produce seeds for the Alraune parasites, the prismatic void tree will stay dormant.
.
Leo and Simba smacked their foreheads as they got themselves another headache. The former regretted creating these plant girls.
“What have I done?”
Simba groaned, “This is why Father always calls you a troublemaker.”
“I didn’t mean to create them!”
“Then, why the hell did you use that dao when you fought Planet Devourer whoever that was!?”
“But that’s the only way to defeat a giant monster with the transcendent realm cultivation base!”
“…”
Again, both men sighed. They gazed at the void tree’s Alraunes, who drooled and stared at the male draongewts nearby. One of them even opened her arms to seduce the young dragonkin.
“Meow Meow <3" The dragonewt flinched and backed away. Seeing that her prey didn't fall for the honey trap, the Alraune cried. "…" The male dragonewt regretted making a girl cry. He fell for it and flew closer to the Alraune to console her. Unfortunately, she stopped shedding crocodile tears and pulled the male dragonewt into a hug. The massive flower petals underneath her closed while she pulled him into the tree trunk. The male dragonewt resisted, but it was too late. He got sucked into the void tree and was trapped with the Alraune earlier. The surface of the closed petals trembled because the couple initiated their activity. "…" Leo and Simba witnessed everything from the beginning to the end. The latter pointed at the perverted Alraune and looked at his brother. "Can you help my subordinate?" "Do I have to? He is probably enjoying it right now." "That plant girl won't kill him, right?" "Look. Your subordinate is a freaking entity. What is my daughter? A freaking mortal monster! I should be the one asking your subordinate to show her mercy." "Are you sure? Those girls don't look like mortals to me." Leo pointed at the flower again. Its petals slowly opened, revealing the back and the wings of the male dragonewt. However, the boy refused to leave for some reason and pushed himself back into the void tree. "See?" Leo smirked, "You should be the one disciplining your men." "…" "Anyway, we get ourselves the first sacrificial lamb. Can I borrow some of your dragonewts to seed my daughters?" "…You sick fuck." "Thanks!" "That's not a compliment." Simba rolled his eyes. pronovels.com
