Chapter 146: Magic Libidos require magic solutions…stop thinking like that
A wise man once said that inside every person is a pair of wolves, one good and one evil. These two wolves are in constant battle, and it’s up to the person who host then to determine the winner.
Granted, said wise man never thought that the person feeding the wolves decided to drug them both with aphrodisiacs meant for elephants and enough adrenaline to OD said elephants…
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“Xiao Liu? You okay?,” Jin Fang asked again {with her plush kissable lips}.
It took a surprising amount of willpower on Zhen Liu’s part to not rush in and kiss her {and teach her the meaning of the words: “hickey”, “french kiss” and “foreplay”}.
“Uh…yes. Just lost my train of thought,” Zhen Liu replied after a moment. {At the sight of your cleavage and slightly exposed panties.}
In an attempt to keep his mind off of {pushing Jin Fang down on the bed and have her develop a new sense of religious love for whatever deities run this planet}, Zhen Liu tried to find the aforementioned puppet his family had gotten him.
Try as he might however his eyes kept wandering to Jin Fang {,her generous curves and her bright eyes}. This had the unfortunate side effect of making him look like he was fidgeting {like a sinner in church who needed to be punished}.
This fidgeting did not escape Jin Fang’s notice, so much so that she got up from her spot on the bed and proceeded to do a forehead temp check.
It was at this point that Zhen Liu noticed the floral scent coming off of her,{the sweet delicate smell of a maiden}.
“Hmmm. You don’t feel warm.” {Minus the burning desire.}
This sudden shock to Zhen Liu’s senses, was just enough for him to notice the new box laying upon his dressing table.{And how sensual it would be to bend Jin Fang over it while having her face the mirror and making her see her own face twisted in pleasure.}
“Ohthere’sthepuppetIwaslookingfor!Okaythanksbye!,” Zhen Liu said as he hurriedly grabbed the box and got out of there as quick as legs could move,{while the physical manifestation of his desires impeded his movements}.
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“Okaythanksbye!”
“Ah! Wait!”
Jin Fang could only watch in stunned confusion as her boyfriend bolted out of his own room while blushing like he just got caught peeping. She just stood there in a “reaching out” pose, confused about what had just happened, listening to Zhen Liu’s fading foot steps.
A couple seconds later, and after no longer being able to hear her boyfriend’s foot steps, Jin Fang dropped her arm and proceeded to pull out a rose tinted bottle, that she got from Alicia, from her pockets. If the words in the bottle was translated into words from a specific blue planet, it would read: “Kindling Passion Perfume: Enflame the desires of men with one whiff”.
Jin Fang stared at the bottle with a perplexed look on her face.
‘Did I use too little or too much?’
Unsure of which, she just let out a sigh and placed the bottle back…but not before discreetly spraying just a little bit of it on Zhen Liu’s bed.
‘I’m just freshening things up,’ she told herself.
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Jiggle.
“Does this blouse fit me alright?”
{Would look better on the floor.}
Wobble.
“Check out this bead dress I got from the Dozing Salamander contient. It’s so breathable!”
{Not breathable enough, you should be wearing strings.}
Bounce.
“I think all that food went to my butt…”
{An excellent workout to work that off involves oil, a partner and nudity.}
Smack!
‘Why is it that now I realize that this world doesn’t understand the concept of underwear?!,’ Zhen Liu mentally screamed while trying to focus on his destination {and imaging everybody naked}.
Immediately after leaving {despite wanting to re-enact a better written version of 50 shades} his room, Zhen Liu set about to go to his usual stomping/training area, where it was normally devoid of people. Unfortunately, he took the path that allowed him to see the occasional passerby {and imagine what devious things they do at night…or in the public alleyway}.
‘It covers nothing and they’re basically thongs.’ {Completely pointless really, everyone should be commando.}
[Milord…we’re technically naked,] Nepherage added.
[We’re…not…human…though…and we…have…clothes…]
[Wait, then is this outfit I’m wearing a part of my skin?,] Hurricroak wondered.
‘Not the point and I ain’t trying organize a human-kaijin orgy.’
{…yet.}
“Alright! Now I know there’s another voice in my head, who or what the fuck is that?!,” Zhen Liu verbally screamed. Lucky for him, he had arrived at his isolated training ground. {A pity, because an audience is always exciting.}
“Stop that!”
“Yes!” {Harder, mommy.}
{Sloppy}”Second?! What was the first?!”
“Godsdammit.”{Hell yes}”Well that explains why she smelled so flowery, {like a maiden wanting to be deflowered}. And the second?”
“…please tell me there’s a way to fix this.”{Shame me more and in front of people, while gagged.}
“But…”{butts}?
“Oh{daddy}. That’s not too bad. I figured it’d be harder {and longer} than that,” Zhen Liu replied in a relieved tone, “I was planning to do that anyways.”
All Zhen Liu needed to now {other than Jin Fang} was just borrow Tiny, go to the Jade Lake for a spell, probably get an exposition dump from the probably sentient Libary and come back here with everyone being none the wiser.
“It’s a fool proof plan!”
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“You can’t go tomorrow, we’re gonna be busy for the next week.”
{Spank me} ‘Damnit!’
