Chapter 738: Un(at/in)tended Consequences
*Bing-Bong*
Please note that the following chapter will contain some low brow sexual humor. This will be the only time these jokes will be made in regards to a certain character, after that, it’s never gonna be addressed again.
Thank you.
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Alright, I’ll bite. Why?
|This kind of humor is a bit frowned upon by the rest of the modern world, that and it’s usually done via a visual medium. Kind of like…Jessica Rabbit?|
Ah.
*Bing-Bong*
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It took Zhen Liu a couple of seconds to get his head back on straight, since there was just something about Kaijin Creation that disoriented the living hell out of him, but he eventually managed to get his mind back into focus so that he could address his newly created kaijin, who was currently kneeling in the same manner her “siblings” had done before.
“Screamira heeds the call of the Kaijin Lord,” the newly formed skeleton woman said in a lusicious whisper that threatened to steal the soul of any who heard her. “Show me your enemies, and I’ll be sure to be the last thing they ever hear.”
“I have no doubts about that,” Zhen Liu replied as he took a more analytical eye to the skeletal kaijin woman.
While he wasn’t entirely sure or why her bones turned red, why she developed horns or as to why she had long flowing hair, he just assumed those were all unintended consequences due to Paralust’s meddling.
What he was more focused on though, was Screamira ‘s [Core].
When he was informed that the core he was given by his predecessor would get mutated because of the innate [Desires] in the materials used, he had to at least figure out what that entailed exactly.
“Screamira feel free to stand up or keep kneeling, but I will be placing my hand on your head.”
“Understood, manager.”
“New way of being called…alright.”
Once Screamira stood up to full height, being a bit taller than Zhen Liu, the latter proceeded to reach out and place a palm on the center of her head. The fuzziness of her hair was the first thing he noticed, an odd sensation to be sure, given how his past few kaijin didn’t exactly have hair on their heads in their natural states.
Regardless, once Zhen Liu got over the novelty of the situation, he focused his mind and energy on figuring out what exactly happened to the [Core of Undying Devotion], because he was fairly certain that something weird occurred.
‘All the other kaijin radiated whatever desire composed their core when they first appeared…but why does Screwamira’s feel…weird?’
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Kaijin Name: Screamira
Core: Anarchy*
Aether Formula: Death Crier’s Concerto
Ranking: Aether Lord, First Ring
Strength: D
Dexterity: D
Endurance: B
Intellect: A
Speed: B
Aether Arts: Rot Charge, Death Rattle, Black Skull Seal, [15 other attacks].
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*[Core of Undying Devotion] has been infused with the properties of [Wrath], [Lust] and [Rebellion], and has mutated as a result.
Kaijin designated as [Screamira] now has [*Screaming* Core of Anarchy].
Be sure to cover your ears when in battle, thank you.
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‘Wait, [Devotion], [Lust], [Wrath] and [Rebellion] leads to [Anarchy]? How?’
=Well…reading through your world’s history books, many civilizations fell due to a ruler indulging in [Lust] or [Wrath], leading to anarchy, devoting oneself to a certain cause can lead to anarchy for others and [Rebellion] can easily blow into [Anarchy] if left uncontrolled. At least, that should be the reason…I think. Going to be honest milord, Pathos and I may have had dealt with thousands of desires before, not even we know where the chips may fall when they get influenced like this.=
‘As someone who has been a part of several hundred battlefields, I can definitely confirm that fact,’ Anton added. ‘Although, I could never find a core dedicated to [Anarchy]…’
‘Huh…how esoteric.’
∆Hey, maybe you should focus on the fact that your fiancée is groping your new kaijin?∆
‘Ey yo?’
=Is…is this the second or third time our lord had a woman in his life grope a kaijin? I’ve honestly lost track.=
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Voluptuous.
That was the key word that came to Jinju Ren’s head as she looked up and down this new kaijin that Zhen Liu created named, “Screamira”. An unusual descriptor to be sure, especially when the original zako was still a skeleton.
Right now, Zhen Liu had his hand atop of Screamira’s head, and Jinju Ren could sense a strange energy flowing between the two of them. Whatever Zhen Liu was doing, Jinju Ren assumed it was something he had done with his other kaijin, given to how naturally the energy flowed between himself and Screamira.
Maybe he was assessing her for faults and other details?
‘It…she, is definitely about as powerful than the other kaijin,’ Jinju Ren thought to herself as she looked over Screamira with the eyes of a warrior. But when she looked over Screamira with the eyes of a woman…she couldn’t help but be a little jealous.
‘Why and how is she so big though?’
As an imperial princess, especially one who spent most of her free time cultivating and training, Jinju Ren’s figure was actually quite good. While she wasn’t as slim and fair as some of her sisters, she at least had an athletic body she was proud of, with curves in all the right places to boot. When she compared herself with Screamira though, she felt a bit…small, and not just physically.
She knew that it was kind of silly to be jealous of a skeleton woman, especially when she knew that her fiancee would never actually stare at any of the kaijin he made with such a gaze, but it was just one of those things that bothered her because it was just so…obvious.
To put it bluntly, Screamira had a chest and buttocks that could put most women of the night to shame, a surprisingly comely face with surprisingly plush looking lips, but a demeanor that would scare off most warriors with ease.
Evidently, she was so focused on those former two physical attributes that she couldn’t help but to…well…compare via the sensation of touch. Of course, she didn’t act on that intrusive thoughts since it was weird to just-
“You can touch if you want.”
“Eh?”
While Zhen Liu still and his eyes closed and focused on whatever he was doing, Screamira had taken the initiative to talk to Jinju Ren. Granted, the dragon princess couldn’t really believe this moment, so much so that she looked to her left, right and behind herself to make sure the skeletal demon woman wasn’t talking about anyone.
“Are…are you talking to me?”
“I am, Mistress Ren,” Screamira reiterated. “If you wish to touch, feel free to. I exist to serve, after all.”
“Huh…how do you know I don’t have bad intentions?,” she asked the newly minted existence.
At this question, Screamira simply tilted her head out of confusion.
“We kaijin are highly attuned to noticing those who have ill intentions towards us or our lord. You do not radiate such threatening feelings.”
“You saying I’m not strong to pose a threat?”
“No, just that your love for our lord is genuine, and that the jealousy you feel towards my figure is unwarranted. Manager is manager, nothing more.”
“Huh…well in that case…”
Getting caught up in Screamira’s train of thought, Jinju Ren proceeded to throw caution to the wind and, well, compare assets a bit.
“I apologize in advance if I’m rough.”
“You’re not trying to poke at my mind and core, so it’s fine.”
“Huh…”
With that short exchange done, Jinju Ren proceeded to place a hand on Screamira’s chest. It was a…weird sensation, to say the least.
The texture was like that of bone, but it had the telltale softness that came with chests of this size. It was contradictory, but it wasn’t unpleasant.
“So…are you built like this because Xiao Liu is secretly a massive pervert or-”
“What are you doing?”
“Eh?”
Evidently, Jinju Ren was so caught up in the act of groping that she failed to notice that Zhen Liu had stopped doing whatever he was doing earlier, and was now staring at her with a look akin to a superior catching their subordinate doing something embarrassing.
It probably didn’t help that her hand was still firmly on Screamira’s breasts.
“I was just…uh…”
“She wanted to know how my secondary sexual characteristics compared to her own,” Screamira bluntly whispered. “I’m not bad, I’m just built this way.”
“Was that a-you know what, never mind,” Zhen Liu shook his head with a raised palm, giving Jinju Ren time to awkwardly remove her hand. “If you wish to know how and why Screamira is built the way she is, I can-hold up.”
Zhen Liu paused as he sensed a sudden surge of anxiety through his link with the other kaijin.
This change in demeanor was so noticable that Jinju Ren also got worried.
“Xiao Liu? What’s wrong?”
“Not sure…about to find out though…”
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‘Alright, why am I sensing-‘
[Maestro, we have a problem.]
‘What happened? What kind of problem?’
[Well…I can safely say we can’t be left unattended for about two weeks…]
‘What did you do?’
[Razorstella accidentally stole your cousin’s heart,] Nepherage interjected with finality.
‘What the-wait, which cousin?!’
CREATORS’ THOUGHTS
Mizako
Due to me not being able to upload images to the character section of my book yet, the image of how Screamira looks will be provided in the comments. Artist’s handle will also be provided, do not look up unless you are 18+.
